garfield, the deals warlock

jobhaver

1. witch house, moon powered
2. vaporwave, steam powered
3. space rock, solar powered
4. ambient, wind powered
5. psychedelic trance, mind powered
6. drum and bass, are the bass farm raised or wild caught?
7. acid house, too many chemicals
8. industrial, very heavy carbon footprint

ultraviolet-techno-ecology

The really funny thing about the “Go study economics!” crowd is that they often replace their understanding of psychology, sociology, engineering, architecture, robotics, and basic math skills with an overly simplistic worldview in which all of the above are better understood as simply byproducts of financing. 

artisanalanarchy

Most economics programs are owned by conservative funds that literally edit books to be pro-their message. One book at my university said that entrepreneurship is he rarest and most important resource and that’s why it needs to be rewarded with extra money. Obviously wrong from any perspective

ultraviolet-techno-ecology

Funny how the right calls leftists “snowflakes” when business owners require an entire corrupt field of study to belch out propaganda about why exactly they are the most precious and irreplaceable things in the entire world who simply deserve so much more resources than the average worker.

whereshadowsmakeshadows

Last night I had a dream where they remade the movie spinal tap but it was about ambient music and the scene where he’s like it goes to 11 he said “it goes to -1”

recentgooglesearches

ambient stand up comedy

korolevcross

MattyBRaps good ending: Mentored by a dying Brian Eno, Matty becomes a master of ambient electronica. A series of chance meetings with the daughters of David Bowie and David Byrne results in a supergroup that reignites America’s love for mildly avant-garde new wave. He dies at age 83 surrounded by his family and is mourned by fans worldwide as a true musical visionary.

MattyBRaps bad ending: Matty is found dead in a dumpster behind a Burger King in Miami, possibly in connection to Yakuza operations in the area.

MattyBRaps true ending: Matty’s career comes to an end as he goes through puberty, and the persona of Matty B is soon forgotten by a teenager eager to put his embarassing past as a white preteen rapper behind him. Matthew David Morris graduates college with a BA in communications, marries a notary public, and settles down in Atlanta in a sizeable mcmansion with three kids named Tanner, Angelyn, and Brett. He dies at age 68 from heart disease.
As Tanner, now the eldest of the Braps line, cleans out his father’s belongings, he notices a dusty snapback stuffed in a trunk, and decides he will pass it on to his son Matty Junior. The cycle repeats itself, just as it always has, and just as it always must.

tsunflowers

me: *receives a notification via my ocular implant* *reacts with a subtle quirk of my lips*

my underling in our hacker crime collective: good news boss?

me: *with a wry chuckle* for me *the notification was telling me a cybercat brought me a memento in techno neko atsume*

postmarxed

Tired of The Discourse? Try…

TECHNO-PRIMITIVISM

I am alone in an asteroid cave hitting the LOUD KUSH I delved from my 

AUTOMATED HYDROPONIC DANK SPACE WEED MINE!!!!

MEET ME THERE!!!

westfailia

in techno-catholicism you vape the communion wine