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MattyBRaps good ending: Mentored by a dying Brian Eno, Matty becomes a master of ambient electronica. A series of chance meetings with the daughters of David Bowie and David Byrne results in a supergroup that reignites America’s love for mildly avant-garde new wave. He dies at age 83 surrounded by his family and is mourned by fans worldwide as a true musical visionary.
MattyBRaps bad ending: Matty is found dead in a dumpster behind a Burger King in Miami, possibly in connection to Yakuza operations in the area.
MattyBRaps true ending: Matty’s career comes to an end as he goes through puberty, and the persona of Matty B is soon forgotten by a teenager eager to put his embarassing past as a white preteen rapper behind him. Matthew David Morris graduates college with a BA in communications, marries a notary public, and settles down in Atlanta in a sizeable mcmansion with three kids named Tanner, Angelyn, and Brett. He dies at age 68 from heart disease.
As Tanner, now the eldest of the Braps line, cleans out his father’s belongings, he notices a dusty snapback stuffed in a trunk, and decides he will pass it on to his son Matty Junior. The cycle repeats itself, just as it always has, and just as it always must.